My charming friend, my quiet pal
You labor after I dine,
You grinding factory of edible trash
My lovely intestine!
Slim as a ring but you run so long,
Long enough to wrap a mummy,
You feel so soft, and gorgeously sticky
You dwell inside my tummy!
You are the favorite food of vultures and crows
I wonder how you taste,
I am planning a trip to the medical school
To slurp you from the bin of waste!
